LIVE IN FEAR FANBOY HATERS!

for those who camped outside best buy to purchase a brand new dreamcast, for those who have more stuffed animals than friends, for those who know more about the cast of Bucky O’hare than their own family. We’re talking about the fanboys, the thankless, noble creature who will not give up on a dead series, who write fan mail to the otherwise obscure and unknown, people who drive three hours just to buy a used copy of Shanda the panda #1. For those who would dare to be different, we salute you,

But. . .

For those who would oppose us, for those who would insult the fanboys, make fun of them or harm them. For those who cross us by making lousy superhero movies, killing comics or poor dubbing anime, the Samurai is your enemy, and when I was Born, the whole WORLD got stretch marks. Fear Me, for one day you will face me, and on that day I have this to say: Farewell. . .friend.

THE SAMURAI HAS SPOKEN!

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